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Sunday, July 20, 2008

flashing game


if u want 2 play in tasty's game there r rules.

the 15 different rules in the flashing game r simple:


1) you must be cute.


2) the thing ur flashing must be pretty or hot!





3) if ur not the cutest gal? ur best asset must be spectacular!



4) if u r so cute that nobody would believe u would do it? all the better!

yes u r that person 2!




5) if u r a tramp type, u must have a feature that would get a huge response!






6) drunk girls r always welcome. they r best!




7) if u have a physical deformity 1 & 2 do not apply!




did i say u "must" be cute?



Rule #8 is the most important rule!


8) dont play if u look like a dog! penalty of ugliness? death!
these 2 will now be shot! hunted down and be shot dead!


be very very careful!

9) pros r welcome!



oh yes you r perfect 4 the game!...


yes...
yes, close, but yes...
yes...

oh ya! yes...



yes...

wow! yes!...


be carefully ur very close to being shot! u pass but by a cunt hair!


10) mystery gives class 2 the game!


u 3 r very classy bitches!


total class ass! welcome 2 my game!





11) photos in the water must be close to shore.




the one on the right was shot immediately after this photo!

i told you, be careful!



11) trannys can play! but not pete burns of "dead or alive".

if i were u pete i would duck!




12) 2 gals can get the best response and 2 points.
did i say anything about points?



13) ok, there r points awarded!

hotness: 1 point, cute factor: 1 point, pussy shot: 2 points, best asset: 1 point, full frontal: 3 points, ass shot: 1 point , deformity: 2 points... u get the point!

this gal getz 3 points! hotness & puss!




14) the most amount of points r awarded at sporting events!

10 points!


15) nature shots r ok. a road must always be in site though!


no shes not dead!


shes in the comedy file! thats 1 point and ya live!


wanna play?


tasteslikesnot@hotmail.com



luv ya long time!
tasty.

Monday, July 7, 2008

whats funnier?

stupid insertions?








or clits that look like dicks?



or huge pussies?

im going with the cat!

thats was a long way to go for 1 joke eh?

Friday, July 4, 2008

im home!