dating sites... a losers paradise!

i am so totally addicted to dating sites. not to be apart of, just to troll around in 4 a laugh. & they never disappoint my morbid sense of humour!
if the women aren't lying about their age or the guys aren't laying it on thick about the toys they have, it wouldn't be as funny. but as i'm saying it never disappoints me!
I wanted to post sum pics, but i just couldn't do it. it would be over the top mean. i wanted to, be in this case it would have been the worst thing i could ever do!

ok 1 picture that's it k?
i dunno what to say but....what the fuck?
you are looking 4 a guy aren't you?
ur both very confused!
well the gal on the left is anyway!

I am an independant woman who owns her own townhouse and has a good paying career. I am looking for a man who will be a freind as much as a lover. I dont have any children but hope to have my own family eventually.

in other words..."i'm fat & ugly, can you look past it?!"

"I am a mom of 3 beautiful girls, I love them with all my heart and soul.. Maybe someday we will find that perfect guy to complete our circle......"

no matter how many times i read this, or how i read this, it all sounds BAD!



"PISCES - The Partner for LifeCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humour!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet."

i gotta admit this girl looked incredibly sweet! but anyone that talks about themselves in the third person is crazy as a hatter!!!


"single mom with two beautiful children, an ex exotic dancer,"

i bet she's never been in a strip club! when u have 2 brats, u'll say anything 2 grab a nite out!


"I enjoy being surrounded by diverse people who can challenge me, expose me to their realities... As long as we can keep a conversation going, share a smile... PS. DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE THROUGH THIS APPLICATION! I have 47 unread messages that I can't get to - and counting... It seems you now need to earn "points" to be able to send and read messages via "Are YOU Interested". So if you really want to reach me, send me a standard e-mail or friend request through FB, and we'll go from there!"

she wants a black guy!


"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - IF YOU ARE NOT SINGLE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 27-32 AND DO NOT LIVE WITHIN ONTARIO - PLEASE DON'T BOTHER!!!"

her profile sez she's 35? she looks 45. she's probably 50!


"I'm 32 years old. My Profession is an Early Childhood Educator. I enjoy spending time with my son, Brandon who is 6".

the picture of her has her holding up a beer and she obviously drunk!


"heyy, my names audrena.im in gr.11, at STDlove my friends to death:)(L)im canadian, trinidadian n vincentian♥add my msn.xox"

her profile sez she's 35? grade 11? ur either stupid or a cop troll'n fer creeps! probs a stupid cop!


"Getting ready for baby number 2... proud parent to be !!"

this is a dating site, rite? woman u can't be serious!


"there's not much to tell....I am just me"

u r retarded!


"I am sooooooo in love with my hubby Ian, we will be married for 13 years on August 14. My kiddies are Joshua age 11 1/2 years, Emylee age 9 1/2 years, Sarah age 2 years and Isaiah age 5 months. My family is the light of my life and the apple of my eye. I'm so proud of all of them, and couldn't imagine one peaceful day without my 3 ring circus, lol. We nicknamed Sarah 'Hurricane Katrina' for self stating reasons that she leave a trail of mass mess in her wake, lol".

ok, u wanna just get laid, and that's it, i get it. please just say ur ol'man can't give it to u anymore!
waz with the "i luv my husband"? come on tell the truth...eg:"im married, please fuck me"! "I can't take the rejection"! "and when i do get fucked, its over so fast even my lube doesn't have time to get warm"!


"I'm the kinda girl you can take home to mom... and have a great time alone with ; )... I've never married, no kids, maybe some day (no real baggage of any kind) hoping to find the same in a man ... just a nice guy who will treat a girl with a little kindness.. that's not a lot to ask for ...I'm pretty independent and low maintenance. BTW BE A MAN DON'T click yes anonymously! it's a waste of time and just irritates me trying to get rid of it.. not exactly the way to win a girl over!!!"

this gal is pure charm. she doesn't need this service. she could get laid with two bats of her eyes...or two swings of a bat!

don't listen too that old bastard...

tasty is her own woman!

Howdy Ladies!

don't u just hate women's magazines? i know i do!

that brings me 2 my hawt topic...what woman's rag mags should be about.



MEN, & how 2 satisfy them!
if more women, were more behooved to men the world would be a better place! don't u think?





this is the perfect cover 2 a gals mag.

a good gal can't talk with a dick in her mouth!



oh this is a topic in all good women's mags, anorexia!

meanwhile 75% of american women r severely over weight!

if ur a an young gal, look in the mirror. now what r u see'n? the gal in the mirror or the exact opposite?

my advise 2 u... ur 2 fat, be anorexic!


yes that would be a great advert!

i luv Krispy Kreame!

But that's the aftermath of a successful nite. gals u know what i mean.

u sleep in the wet spot!b


i have, i don't like her as much as u!

that's another thing...women hate women, especially hot babes like myself and Sarah Palin!

u gals take note.

big tits = large notes!

now that would b a great article. little girls would finally get it rite.

mothers stop bull shiting ur daughters. thinking u can be an equal 2 a man is all wrong.

being pretty and overly developed will get u 2 the "White House"!

don't believe me...again Sarah Palin.

oh another good topic.

why do we make such a fuss about some guy showing his dick?

why so much drama?

men should be able to show his penis and we should find it a complement!

ok a controversial subject!

she was looking for it!

we all do, who r we fooling?

i wear panties like these just 2 get a guy 2 give it a spank!

i call them, "tanning floss"!

i luv geeks.

give ur neighbourhood "emo" a blow job!

2 weeks later he'll move out'a his mother's basement and into a good desk job.

now that would be a truthful article!

pussy = success. & success = pussy!

luv ya long time
Tasty.

biker chicks. cool? or hard ass skanks? u decide.

it all depends on the gal.
2 prove my point all u have 2 do is watch both seasons of "Rock Of Love"

cast of ROL-I


cast of ROL-II



these gals roll hard! sum r skanks, most, but some r just fun party gals.


in my experience biker babes r just fun luving, show ur tits hillbillies!but this one's a ditch pig! even the flasher beside her can't believe her eyes.

fun gal


fun gals



luv her beads. she's fun!

2 fugly fun gals & 1 gal i wanna bury my face in2!



biker chick with "fun bags"!

ok this is over the line. i can smell that twat from here! aids anyone?

back 2 the gal with the "fun bags"!

whoo look out... those bags will take ur eye out!

lezbo bikers r always fun!

creepy, but fun!

middle aged men with a hot ride always score the gals with boob jobs and stretch marks 4 lips.

cute & fun girl.

wipe ur ass pig! like ur tat!




she looks like she was on the rag and used it 4 dye!

oh shes so cute...her boobs point down though. that's a signal of not doing this next year.




this chick makes me wanna get in line 4 the gang bang.
im a gal 2 so that wouldn't look rite. so i would just watch & finger bang myself!





she's such a whore. mmmm i luv u.
on second though i think i see a pad, 4get it!

did i say i think dyke bikers r cute?

well they r!

there is always a marilyn "wanna be" @ these events.

usually with the "wanna be hard ass"!

fun gals, with fun luving, fun time, finger losing shorts!

some r way 2 cute 2 be outlaw property!

some luv 2 show off.

some have perfect naturals...

some have perfect un-naturals!

some r next 2 perfect!

this one luvs the beer.

this 1 luvs the biggest vibe in the world!
all ur fun gals with great times on their minds.

which brings me back 2 the 2 most famous "sycle sluts" of all times...amber lake...& daisy de la hoya.



u all know ambre? what u don't?
amber lake is the most famous skank on tv.
she won season II of "Rock Of Love".
she was the lucky gal who won the affections of the multi-talented bret michaels!

it all came down to the final episode.

the slightly naughty ambre against the mega-hose-bag daisy!

dasiy is the type of gal ur mother warned u about, only more stupid!

in other words perfect!!!but bret picked the goody 2 shoes ambre. he's such a fag!

daisy de la hoya "biker babe extraordinaire" & the winner of...

Tasty's 1st. annual "biker chick of the year".

congrats 2 the ditch pig of my dreams, the bedeviled daisy de la hoya!

luv ya long time.

the return of the tasty 1.

i've been away so long i've forgotten how 2 do this.
i've been visiting back home & u know what? i miss Canada!
ok i was over it as soon as i sat foot on the hot white sand.
fuck Canada! f-u suckas!!!



i see hes, still got the clap! buddy keep that drip stick 2 ur self will ya!

ya at the local parks mens room...hes gay baby, gay! ru blind bitch?

his favorite song is "its raining men"! wow ur a tard!

he aint got the cock 2 fill that gap! buy a strap-on lap-boy!

i think shes more the truck stop hooker.

who would marry a balding guy named looney? i guess that fat cow!

i would have 2 drink a gallon of wine 2 lay that pig!

shes a squirter!

whats really funny is the hundreds of cocks shes had in her mouth!

i know her. she really is a kuntz!

....run away...do do not get her!

wow what an ugly bitch! i've shat out ring worms that look better than that heifer!

hes fucken huge 2! hes a john holmes wanna-be. lucky girl, except 4 the aids!

man does she look like her name...he just looks retarded!

ahh...no. but she will do anal after 3 screwdrivers!

wally & i hooked up after his sis's wedding @ niagara falls.
looking good old man, looking good!
his wife was there! 2 bad wally, 2 bad!
didnt get a taste of it! haha.
luv ya long time.