Tasty

Monday, August 17, 2009

1 of these things is not like the others,...

1 of these things just doesn't belong,
can you tell which thing is not like the others
by the time I finish my song?

did you guess which thing was not like the others?
did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
if you guessed this one is not like the others,
then you're absolutely...right!

luv ya long time

Tasty

Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Ting Tings-Thats Not My Name

i luv the ting tings!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

what's the difference between east and west culture?

theirs:

ours:

me still luv ya...long time.

tasty

Monday, March 9, 2009

jesus shocker

he really was ahead of his time!
jesus was a cool dude.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

morals, ho fucking needs them?

SHANGHAI (AFP) - A married Chinese tycoon who could no longer afford to support his five mistresses during the economic slowdown held a contest to decide which one to keep, local media reported Tuesday.
The contest took a tragic turn when one of the mistresses, who was eliminated based on her looks, drove her former lover and the four other women off a mountain road in an apparent fit of anger, the Shanghai Daily reported.
The driver died in the December 6 crash while the man and four other women were hospitalised, the report said.
Initially, it was thought to be an accident, but then details of the bizarre contest emerged in a letter left by the dead woman, a 29-year-old former waitress surnamed Yu, the newspaper said.
The woman met the entrepreneur, surnamed Ho, at the restaurant where she worked in the coastal city of Qingdao in 2000 and became his lover, the report said.
Ho later introduced her to the four other mistresses -- two of his employees and two former clients -- with all given a 5,000-yuan (733-dollar) monthly allowance and rent-free apartment, the report said.
However, when Ho's business ran into tough times, he decided to lay off all but one woman, the report said.
Ho hired an instructor from a modelling agency to judge a private contest he held at a hotel in May, but he did not tell the women about his intentions.
Yu was eliminated in the first-round beauty competition and a woman surnamed Liu eventually won after dominating the drinking round, the report said.
When Ho told Yu she was dismissed and that he was selling her apartment, she decided to exact revenge during a group outing.
After the accident Ho paid Yu's parents 580,000 yuan as compensation for her death. Ho's wife divorced him after learning of his affairs, the report said, adding the other four mistresses also left Ho.
The tale was reported in other Chinese media, but none gave further details about Ho, such as his age or profession.

ho said yu didn't have a sense of humour?

luv ya long time

tasty

Sunday, January 25, 2009

bend & flex, reach 4 the stars

did u ever wonder why i prefer jen over angelina?

like she doesn't know what's she's doing 2 the audience?

every guy in the stands have cum stains!

" ladies and gentlemen". "the dallas cowboy sluts"!

who said the my blog is in bad taste?

i'm all 4 bringing the arts to you.

now who would pose their daughter like that?

oh ya the french!

if i had a penis i'd plow that hard!

fuck it i'm gonna anyway!!!

flexy gals must keep "it" clean.

pussy farts r funny, but they shouldn't stink!

i said "stradling a horse"!

stupid whore!

"mom". "when you gonna be home from work"?

"dad wants 2 know when 2 put the chops on"?

see i'm very refined!

i had a dream 2 dr. king!

oh ur such a show off!

see i can do it 2 & get my ass eaten!

she flips 4 tasty!

the clean up was murder after she was finished!

nobody should do somersaults when they have diarrhea!!!

the end.

luv u long time my lovelies.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

the candy floss bikini: how can a girl make a living with sluts like this giving it away?

remember when hair like this was in style? no?
me neither!
shes cute though. the chick in the back looks like smashed ass! ahhhggg!!!

dont look now sweetheart...ur bags showing!

...but who cares with an ass like that eh?