don't listen too that old bastard...

tasty is her own woman!

Howdy Ladies!

don't u just hate women's magazines? i know i do!

that brings me 2 my hawt topic...what woman's rag mags should be about.



MEN, & how 2 satisfy them!
if more women, were more behooved to men the world would be a better place! don't u think?





this is the perfect cover 2 a gals mag.

a good gal can't talk with a dick in her mouth!



oh this is a topic in all good women's mags, anorexia!

meanwhile 75% of american women r severely over weight!

if ur a an young gal, look in the mirror. now what r u see'n? the gal in the mirror or the exact opposite?

my advise 2 u... ur 2 fat, be anorexic!


yes that would be a great advert!

i luv Krispy Kreame!

But that's the aftermath of a successful nite. gals u know what i mean.

u sleep in the wet spot!b


i have, i don't like her as much as u!

that's another thing...women hate women, especially hot babes like myself and Sarah Palin!

u gals take note.

big tits = large notes!

now that would b a great article. little girls would finally get it rite.

mothers stop bull shiting ur daughters. thinking u can be an equal 2 a man is all wrong.

being pretty and overly developed will get u 2 the "White House"!

don't believe me...again Sarah Palin.

oh another good topic.

why do we make such a fuss about some guy showing his dick?

why so much drama?

men should be able to show his penis and we should find it a complement!

ok a controversial subject!

she was looking for it!

we all do, who r we fooling?

i wear panties like these just 2 get a guy 2 give it a spank!

i call them, "tanning floss"!

i luv geeks.

give ur neighbourhood "emo" a blow job!

2 weeks later he'll move out'a his mother's basement and into a good desk job.

now that would be a truthful article!

pussy = success. & success = pussy!

luv ya long time
Tasty.

biker chicks. cool? or hard ass skanks? u decide.

it all depends on the gal.
2 prove my point all u have 2 do is watch both seasons of "Rock Of Love"

cast of ROL-I


cast of ROL-II



these gals roll hard! sum r skanks, most, but some r just fun party gals.


in my experience biker babes r just fun luving, show ur tits hillbillies!but this one's a ditch pig! even the flasher beside her can't believe her eyes.

fun gal


fun gals



luv her beads. she's fun!

2 fugly fun gals & 1 gal i wanna bury my face in2!



biker chick with "fun bags"!

ok this is over the line. i can smell that twat from here! aids anyone?

back 2 the gal with the "fun bags"!

whoo look out... those bags will take ur eye out!

lezbo bikers r always fun!

creepy, but fun!

middle aged men with a hot ride always score the gals with boob jobs and stretch marks 4 lips.

cute & fun girl.

wipe ur ass pig! like ur tat!




she looks like she was on the rag and used it 4 dye!

oh shes so cute...her boobs point down though. that's a signal of not doing this next year.




this chick makes me wanna get in line 4 the gang bang.
im a gal 2 so that wouldn't look rite. so i would just watch & finger bang myself!





she's such a whore. mmmm i luv u.
on second though i think i see a pad, 4get it!

did i say i think dyke bikers r cute?

well they r!

there is always a marilyn "wanna be" @ these events.

usually with the "wanna be hard ass"!

fun gals, with fun luving, fun time, finger losing shorts!

some r way 2 cute 2 be outlaw property!

some luv 2 show off.

some have perfect naturals...

some have perfect un-naturals!

some r next 2 perfect!

this one luvs the beer.

this 1 luvs the biggest vibe in the world!
all ur fun gals with great times on their minds.

which brings me back 2 the 2 most famous "sycle sluts" of all times...amber lake...& daisy de la hoya.



u all know ambre? what u don't?
amber lake is the most famous skank on tv.
she won season II of "Rock Of Love".
she was the lucky gal who won the affections of the multi-talented bret michaels!

it all came down to the final episode.

the slightly naughty ambre against the mega-hose-bag daisy!

dasiy is the type of gal ur mother warned u about, only more stupid!

in other words perfect!!!but bret picked the goody 2 shoes ambre. he's such a fag!

daisy de la hoya "biker babe extraordinaire" & the winner of...

Tasty's 1st. annual "biker chick of the year".

congrats 2 the ditch pig of my dreams, the bedeviled daisy de la hoya!

luv ya long time.

the return of the tasty 1.

i've been away so long i've forgotten how 2 do this.
i've been visiting back home & u know what? i miss Canada!
ok i was over it as soon as i sat foot on the hot white sand.
fuck Canada! f-u suckas!!!



i see hes, still got the clap! buddy keep that drip stick 2 ur self will ya!

ya at the local parks mens room...hes gay baby, gay! ru blind bitch?

his favorite song is "its raining men"! wow ur a tard!

he aint got the cock 2 fill that gap! buy a strap-on lap-boy!

i think shes more the truck stop hooker.

who would marry a balding guy named looney? i guess that fat cow!

i would have 2 drink a gallon of wine 2 lay that pig!

shes a squirter!

whats really funny is the hundreds of cocks shes had in her mouth!

i know her. she really is a kuntz!

....run away...do do not get her!

wow what an ugly bitch! i've shat out ring worms that look better than that heifer!

hes fucken huge 2! hes a john holmes wanna-be. lucky girl, except 4 the aids!

man does she look like her name...he just looks retarded!

ahh...no. but she will do anal after 3 screwdrivers!

wally & i hooked up after his sis's wedding @ niagara falls.
looking good old man, looking good!
his wife was there! 2 bad wally, 2 bad!
didnt get a taste of it! haha.
luv ya long time.