Wal-mart: America's Window.

hey guys meet my dad. dad i love ur new sweater puppies!

ok who really drinks that much apple juice? oh! now i know.

don't worry. it's ugly.

who would even think the dew rag was appealing? oh that skank!

"kill it now"!
"kill it before it breeds".

like ben roethlisberger doesn't have enough problems. now his gay dad comes out?

no shit sherlock the whole store smells ur stank & that was before we heard ur windcap.

oh baby ur with the wrong guy!

i always wondered where kirsty alley shopped?

"oprah, oprah, (((OPRAH)))"! Man what a bitch!

" toilet paper is 4 allies to the right sir". "how did i know what you wanted"? "it's my job to know sir, thank you 4 shopping at walmart".

"we told you before mr. simmons". "we appreciate ur business, but you can't spend ur whole day in the freezer section".

hey it's kid rock's elder brother "old fart rock".

OMILF : old man i like 2 fuck.

these boots where made 4... fuck'n young boys.

this guy doesn't get the wigger concept.

u should have bought a jack at walmart. the exertion made ya shit ur self.

i know the effort was there. but the effect still rates an "F".

how the hell could you tell? r u fucking baseball bats?

there's nothing like a man in his fatigues.

i agree. save the world from that hideous offspring u hatched! "kill it now"!

oh my god! in the background. that dew rag gal-friend is knocked-up now too. "kill them all"... "hit the switch, drop the bomb". "please if there is a god in heaven blow-up this shopping center"..... where the hell is osama bin laden when u need him?

did u notice? that guy has on 2 different socks! i wonder if he did it on purpose? what a fashionista!

there's such a thing as to much of a good thing. this guy is guilty of that.

welfare parrot. that's a first 4 me.


i wish i could say the same about an elvis sighting as i said about the parrot, but every walmart has an elvis. i think this dude is the drug addicted fat ass elvi?

" Oh Ya"! "Macho man". "i wondered where u went'?
"well fuck u 2"!

i still luv u a very long long time.

Tasty

email crap

funny because of the mom of the children is about to interrupt a good bj.

every slut that goes 2 jamaica has this photo hidden in a drawer next to her bed.

the wedding she'll never get.

the best ad lee jeans has had in years.

i dont know about u? i feel awful laughing at this. i still do laugh though.

the barbie i've always wanted.

no caption needed.

i swallow spit so no probs i'd still eat it!

i would have matched with this asshole. so waz up with that?

i can think of one thing blacker...

...yup!

me still

luv ya long time

tasty

1 of these things is not like the others,...

1 of these things just doesn't belong,
can you tell which thing is not like the others
by the time I finish my song?

did you guess which thing was not like the others?
did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
if you guessed this one is not like the others,
then you're absolutely...right!

luv ya long time

Tasty

The Ting Tings-Thats Not My Name

i luv the ting tings!

what's the difference between east and west culture?

theirs:




ours:

me still luv ya...long time.

tasty

jesus shocker

he really was ahead of his time!
jesus was a cool dude.

morals, ho fucking needs them?

SHANGHAI (AFP) - A married Chinese tycoon who could no longer afford to support his five mistresses during the economic slowdown held a contest to decide which one to keep, local media reported Tuesday.
The contest took a tragic turn when one of the mistresses, who was eliminated based on her looks, drove her former lover and the four other women off a mountain road in an apparent fit of anger, the Shanghai Daily reported.
The driver died in the December 6 crash while the man and four other women were hospitalised, the report said.
Initially, it was thought to be an accident, but then details of the bizarre contest emerged in a letter left by the dead woman, a 29-year-old former waitress surnamed Yu, the newspaper said.
The woman met the entrepreneur, surnamed Ho, at the restaurant where she worked in the coastal city of Qingdao in 2000 and became his lover, the report said.
Ho later introduced her to the four other mistresses -- two of his employees and two former clients -- with all given a 5,000-yuan (733-dollar) monthly allowance and rent-free apartment, the report said.
However, when Ho's business ran into tough times, he decided to lay off all but one woman, the report said.
Ho hired an instructor from a modelling agency to judge a private contest he held at a hotel in May, but he did not tell the women about his intentions.
Yu was eliminated in the first-round beauty competition and a woman surnamed Liu eventually won after dominating the drinking round, the report said.
When Ho told Yu she was dismissed and that he was selling her apartment, she decided to exact revenge during a group outing.
After the accident Ho paid Yu's parents 580,000 yuan as compensation for her death. Ho's wife divorced him after learning of his affairs, the report said, adding the other four mistresses also left Ho.
The tale was reported in other Chinese media, but none gave further details about Ho, such as his age or profession.

ho said yu didn't have a sense of humour?

luv ya long time

tasty