Sunday, November 15, 2009


Me Luv Ya Long Time.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Wal-mart: America's Window.

hey guys meet my dad. dad i love ur new sweater puppies!

ok who really drinks that much apple juice? oh! now i know.

don't worry. it's ugly.

who would even think the dew rag was appealing? oh that skank!
"kill it now"!
"kill it before it breeds".

like ben roethlisberger doesn't have enough problems. now his gay dad comes out?

no shit sherlock the whole store smells ur stank & that was before we heard ur windcap.

oh baby ur with the wrong guy!

i always wondered where kirsty alley shopped?

"oprah, oprah, (((OPRAH)))"! Man what a bitch!

" toilet paper is 4 allies to the right sir". "how did i know what you wanted"? "it's my job to know sir, thank you 4 shopping at walmart".

"we told you before mr. simmons". "we appreciate ur business, but you can't spend ur whole day in the freezer section".

hey it's kid rock's elder brother "old fart rock".

OMILF : old man i like 2 fuck.

these boots where made 4... fuck'n young boys.

this guy doesn't get the wigger concept.

u should have bought a jack at walmart. the exertion made ya shit ur self.

i know the effort was there. but the effect still rates an "F".

how the hell could you tell? r u fucking baseball bats?

there's nothing like a man in his fatigues.

i agree. save the world from that hideous offspring u hatched! "kill it now"!
oh my god! in the background. that dew rag gal-friend is knocked-up now too. "kill them all"... "hit the switch, drop the bomb". "please if there is a god in heaven blow-up this shopping center"..... where the hell is osama bin laden when u need him?

did u notice? that guy has on 2 different socks! i wonder if he did it on purpose? what a fashionista!

there's such a thing as to much of a good thing. this guy is guilty of that.

welfare parrot. that's a first 4 me.

i wish i could say the same about an elvis sighting as i said about the parrot, but every walmart has an elvis. i think this dude is the drug addicted fat ass elvi?

" Oh Ya"! "Macho man". "i wondered where u went'?
"well fuck u 2"!

i still luv u a very long long time.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

email crap

funny because of the mom of the children is about to interrupt a good bj.

every slut that goes 2 jamaica has this photo hidden in a drawer next to her bed.

the wedding she'll never get.

the best ad lee jeans has had in years.

i dont know about u? i feel awful laughing at this. i still do laugh though.

the barbie i've always wanted.

no caption needed.

i swallow spit so no probs i'd still eat it!

i would have matched with this asshole. so waz up with that?

i can think of one thing blacker...


me still
luv ya long time

Monday, August 17, 2009

1 of these things is not like the others,...

1 of these things just doesn't belong,
can you tell which thing is not like the others
by the time I finish my song?

did you guess which thing was not like the others?
did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
if you guessed this one is not like the others,
then you're absolutely...right!

luv ya long time


Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Ting Tings-Thats Not My Name

i luv the ting tings!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

what's the difference between east and west culture?



me still luv ya...long time.