bend & flex, reach 4 the stars

did u ever wonder why i prefer jen over angelina?

like she doesn't know what's she's doing 2 the audience?

every guy in the stands have cum stains!

" ladies and gentlemen". "the dallas cowboy sluts"!

who said the my blog is in bad taste?

i'm all 4 bringing the arts to you.

now who would pose their daughter like that?

oh ya the french!

if i had a penis i'd plow that hard!

fuck it i'm gonna anyway!!!

flexy gals must keep "it" clean.

pussy farts r funny, but they shouldn't stink!

i said "stradling a horse"!

stupid whore!

"mom". "when you gonna be home from work"?

"dad wants 2 know when 2 put the chops on"?

see i'm very refined!

i had a dream 2 dr. king!

oh ur such a show off!

see i can do it 2 & get my ass eaten!

she flips 4 tasty!

the clean up was murder after she was finished!

nobody should do somersaults when they have diarrhea!!!

the end.

luv u long time my lovelies.