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Sunday, January 25, 2009

bend & flex, reach 4 the stars

did u ever wonder why i prefer jen over angelina?

like she doesn't know what's she's doing 2 the audience?
every guy in the stands have cum stains!


" ladies and gentlemen". "the dallas cowboy sluts"!



who said the my blog is in bad taste?
i'm all 4 bringing the arts to you.


now who would pose their daughter like that?
oh ya the french!



if i had a penis i'd plow that hard!
fuck it i'm gonna anyway!!!

flexy gals must keep "it" clean.
pussy farts r funny, but they shouldn't stink!


i said "stradling a horse"!
stupid whore!

"mom". "when you gonna be home from work"?
"dad wants 2 know when 2 put the chops on"?


see i'm very refined!
i had a dream 2 dr. king!

oh ur such a show off!


see i can do it 2 & get my ass eaten!


she flips 4 tasty!
the clean up was murder after she was finished!
nobody should do somersaults when they have diarrhea!!!



the end.
luv u long time my lovelies.


6 comments:

Ice said...

I often bathe the same way as the chick with the soap... isn't that the norm?

LOL... Great pics!!! I love 'em!!!

Well done, you tasty bitch!

wallycrawler said...

Oh Ice Princess that was quite da visual, thanx!

My ex would pleasure herself with da "Shower Massage"! She'd always say, "it's the only way to clean properly".

I'd say "Ahhhuh". "Ya"! "OK sure".

Ice said...

yaaaaaaaaaa ok, suuuuuuuuuuuure!

She was a smart woman!

Loofa? hehe

Tasty said...

loofa? da puss? no way ice princess. shower massage is the way to do a double duty, clean & refresh!

Anonymous said...

The chick in the legwarmers is hot. She isn't slutty in the least.

Tasty said...

jag i'm more in2 the girl in the 2nd picture, the gal warming up before her gymnastics met. it makes me feel kind of funny downstairs! i'm sure u understand?!