bend & flex, reach 4 the stars

did u ever wonder why i prefer jen over angelina?

like she doesn't know what's she's doing 2 the audience?

every guy in the stands have cum stains!

" ladies and gentlemen". "the dallas cowboy sluts"!

who said the my blog is in bad taste?

i'm all 4 bringing the arts to you.

now who would pose their daughter like that?

oh ya the french!

if i had a penis i'd plow that hard!

fuck it i'm gonna anyway!!!

flexy gals must keep "it" clean.

pussy farts r funny, but they shouldn't stink!

i said "stradling a horse"!

stupid whore!

"mom". "when you gonna be home from work"?

"dad wants 2 know when 2 put the chops on"?

see i'm very refined!

i had a dream 2 dr. king!

oh ur such a show off!

see i can do it 2 & get my ass eaten!

she flips 4 tasty!

the clean up was murder after she was finished!

nobody should do somersaults when they have diarrhea!!!

the end.

luv u long time my lovelies.

the candy floss bikini: how can a girl make a living with sluts like this giving it away?

remember when hair like this was in style? no?
me neither!
shes cute though. the chick in the back looks like smashed ass! ahhhggg!!!




dont look now sweetheart...ur bags showing!




...but who cares with an ass like that eh?

ohhh gawd!

shes the poster girl for the word "fugly"!

her mouth looks like a 2 wiener entry!

i like her hair & bod, but that face... mula fucking 2 bagger!

who u looking at? oh the judges.

the guy with the wet spot, hes gonna vote 4 u!

the guy with the tent pool?...hes holding out 4 the next gal!

thats a little insider info.

((("pimps & hos , jlo am in da house"!!!)))

"the man in black"... is a flipping creep!!!

can ya be anymore obvious?

ya ur getting sum!

oh ok i get it!

d-end

luv ya long time

Tasty.